Wait a minute…

I just realized something…when a kid, who was previously innocent, reaches the age of accountability, the very first time they do something wrong, Yahweh (who is filled with infinite compassion) immediately looks down on that person from Heaven and yells, YOU DID WHAT? NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE! NOW YOU HAVE TO BURN IN A LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! Seriously? Come on guys, that’s seriously how it is?

“But wait!” You say. “This book told me so.”

Yeah, let me see that book for a second. Is this the same book that told everyone that the Earth was flat, that the Earth doesn’t move, that slavery was ok, that women are property and that Africans don’t have souls? THAT book?

“Well, yes and no”

What? Yes and no?

Yeah…see, it’s the same book, but those ideas were false interpretations.

And how do you know that your interpretation isn’t a false one?

“Because my interpretation is found in the Bible verbatim.”

You mean like, how the Bible verbatim says that slavery is ok and that the Earth doesn’t move?

“Well yeah, but…”

And this is where I start slapping people in the face. I can’t believe it took me this long to figure this out. If you die at the age of 13, having committed only one sin, your punishment is to be tortured forever by a God of love? Something (I don’t know what) is seriously wrong with this idea. Either God is not love or is there is some serious misinterpretation going on. But of course, we know from history, that people never admit to having misinterpreted the Bible.So yeah, I’m gonna have to invoke belief #5 on this joint “beliefs shall not contradict logic”.

Dear God! What is wrong with you people? How have you dared for so long to blaspheme the name of almighty Yahweh with these foul doctrines? You have not spoken of Yahweh the thing  that is right.